Artificial Love: An Introduction to Fancy Design 1. Contemporary sex designers bear no relation to power. If the traditional question of power has become empty, then we set foot on a new, unexplored terrain - or so it seems in the hype surrounding "VS" at any rate. The reason this promising discovery raises so much enthusiasm is because sex has finally returned to its pre-Fall paradisal condition. If the sixties needed a revolutionary social approach to liberate sex, the nineties lack all legitimation. "Virtual sex cannot be real," mutters our critical-ethical consciousness. It must, by definition, consist of lies and deceit. Many have claimed that "virtual" sex simply can't and shouldn't be. Prophets of doom warn against the first signs of decay. VS causes addiction, paralyzes the 'Net, signifies narcissism, cynicism and autism, and is assumed to encourage the loss of reality. The cyberjunkies' automated surrogate sex is seen as a detestable escapist reaction to AIDS. Safe sex, it is true; but this condomless gratification could well be worse than the ailment. In short, this typically European line of thinking still thinks of sex in terms of danger and ruin. The traditional critique of VS is a masked appeal for the survival of actually existing sex. What the critics conceal is the ongoing crisis in current intercourse. The United European marital bed is used to talk, watch television, sleep, make phone calls, do sports, or read in, but begetting offspring is limited to a minimum. The European population increase is an imported one. The link between a critique of VS and the explosive increase of immigrants and refugees cannot be made, because it falls under the racist taboo. The waxing middle classes beat around the bush, smiling coyly about the whole affair in an act of willful repression (Freud). In fact, the best thing to do for Europeans would be to return to Victorian sexual intercourse. Don't get immoral with machines, rubber, pets, booklets - get real, in the sense of "legally joined in marriage." Any criticism of VS runs the risk of getting caught in this kind of cramped, law-and-order conjugal ethics; after all, the antithesis of "virtuality" is "reality," and is sexwise in a terminal condition. Jokes about the disabled Other, condemned to mechanized copulation, bear a bitter connotation: What is disapproved of is unproductivity, but what is really meant is one's own (white) impotence. After the feminist critique of masculine sexism through man's behavior, through advertising, on the job, and between the sheets, we have entered an era of hypersexual awareness. In magazines, art, on the dance floor, in music (Prince/Madonna), we witness a passionate revival of hard, playful, expressionist sexual techniques. The body needs to express itself, while sexually correct body culture requires maximum effort to get what you came for. "Suck it, baby!" Guided by a mass culture of signs and regulations, the postfeminist body, propped up by a variety of academically sound gender constructs, once again becomes a "sex machine." But it is not the same body that James Brown knew. The point is no longer to liberate sexuality or practice perverted urges, but to circulate them. Sex has reached the superstructure, where it is traded as an intangible asset. Whereas Freud still had the illusion that sex resided in the substructure, nowadays we are all superconscious of it. Sex is not to be suppressed or liberated; it must be celebrated, is the present motto. Sex is a sacred activity which is not to be taken lightly because of its image-quality. What is the secret of Intersex? This is no innocent question by some sympathetic newspaper journalist who wants to have a go at a nice, hip story for a change. The question of VS can only be seen within the context of the classical European tradition of Sex, Knowledge, and Power (as analyzed by Foucault in his three-volume "History of Sexuality"). The "concern with VS" many times surpasses the actual state of affairs. The number of "VS-related" special issues, legislation, scandals, art installations, books, Master's theses, prognoses, movies and TV items, sects, postcards, and sex fiction exceeds the imagination. Fooling around with "real personal" computers has once more been overrun by representation. Neither hardware nor software will ever manage to live up to their promises. The intense interest in VS should not be interpreted in terms of marketing strategy. No matter how exciting the stories may seem, they do not advertise an impending reality, since their effect is ultimately a reactionary (and racist) one. What seems at first glance like the promotion of cybersex and supertechnology in general serves no other function than to make VS more pliable in order to bring it back under control. Thus, the supramechanical expectations turn out to be a cunning strategy to frustrate the excited user. 2. The virtual-sex discourse, furthermore, is part of a long prosthetic tradition of man and machine. Starting with 17th-century automata, there has been the question of humanity's domination by inert machines. The history of this is recorded, for instance, in Sigfried Giedon's "Mechanization Takes Command" (1948). It even features a chapter on "mechanical fertilization," in which he warns against a "point of danger" that is reached when human beings become capable of artificial reproduction. In Karl Marx, too, we see an analysis of human exploitation by machines as a condemnation of inhumanity. It is not until the 1960s with their automation that the emphasis is shifted towards the libidinous, productive relationship between human beings and their "bachelor machines" (from Reich to Deleuze/Guattari). Machines become toys; an unpleasurable machine is a bad machine, something well understood at Nintendo. Donna Haraway-style cyborgs and 'Net sexologists may claim to be part of a future underground movement all they want, but they have long been incorporated in the dominant discourse. Cybervisionaries, from Howard Rheingold and Michael Heim to Mark Dery, Douglas Rushkoff and Sandy Stone, look at machine sex as a new productive force that needs to be released. The "body electric" must be electronically dressed up to help it escape from everyday dreariness, with all its sociable rubbish. It accepts the proclaimed abolition of the social and the disappearance of public space, advocating total abandonment to "virtuality" - in the full interest of the emerging "virtual class" described by Kroker and Weinstein in their book, "Data Trash." The West Coast prophets always describe virtual sex as an ecstatic connection of body to machine. Therefore, the "cyberculture" discourse may be defined as "fancy design." Thus, "Get Wired" is to be taken literally, as a simple exhortation to connect your body parts, rather than communicate. To the extent that exchange occurs, it takes place on the level of the "interior dialogue" - of fancy. Virtual sex as we have encountered it possesses no haptic or sensual qualities whatsoever - nor does it need any. Plastic accessories strike us as asexual, too clumsy and heavy, too garish and elaborate, lacking the subtleties of seduction. However, as fancy design, situated in a dreamy, hallucinatory environment, they are quite successful, both sexually and financially. The design of fancy simultaneously speculates on and denies the human surplus. Virtual sex as a concept accompanies a shift in the body's sensitive, erogenous zones. If we stick to Sigmund Freud's lectures, we find that imagination which does not result from a specific temptation no longer requires the "user's" masturbation, the "sex without secretion" mentioned by Arthur and Marilouise Kroker. With the appearance of cybersex, the erogenous zone shifts from the genitals to the hands, fingertips, ears, eyes, even to such metazones as the abstract matrix of one's own mind and personal display screen. Fancy design collects and organizes the methods and techniques of these shifts. It knows how to appeal to, and tap, the weak spots. In this specific design, dreamwork is charted and condensed under electronic circumstances. The point is the power of imagination, not the perfection of machines. Fancy design as a positive science acknowledges the limits of mechanization, and does not give in to paranoia. Virtual sex as a successful phantasm is an explicit continuation of the Gospel according to John the Lennon: "Make Love, Not War." 3. Virtual sex as fancy design no longer considers the link between man and machine to be problematic, since that classical antithesis has been turned into a natural symbiosis. Machines do not operate well when tampered with by human beings, but man has become next to inconceivable without a mass of machinery. Even mechanical sexual props - from vibrators to love dolls - have become an established social fact. But the step towards electronic sex opens up new perspectives. If the human body sufficed itself, there would be no sex. Every body suspects it contains far more exploratory potential than it can realize with the available partners and accessories. For centuries, the solution has been sought in the exotic, localized in racially other bodies. Because the foreign races are nowadays available on the sexual market, this creates an interest in a new exoticist experience. The foreign is now projected onto the level of chips and sensors. There, something is conjectured, a link which none of the earlier fusions managed to produce. VS, if it is to be successful, must never be realized. Talk about the technological obstacles that remain to be cleared is no concern of ours. As long as fancy meets the G spot, hardware is irrelevant. "Gratification through fascination" is the new device. ??