Virtual Writing "Everybody is a designer." - John Sasher 1. Designer media To make a periodical, you need a format and a design. Then you just let volunteers and free-lancers fill up the columns, people who think they have something to say. A combination of design, marketing and distribution determines the magazine's success. Content doesn't matter a fuck. But without a content, the conceptual magazine degenerates into designer gloss, interesting only for professionals. The biggest danger for designer reviews is if the buyer takes the product for a professional journal. The empty look tells readers that they are completely free to ignore the content while enjoying the magazine. If they read it anyway, the word order is pure coincidence and the provocative quotes, sharp observations and intriguing associations are an added attraction. Design should be both indeterminate and distinct at the same time. If the image is too strong, the whole thing will be perceived as lifestyle, so that design turns into fashion. As a useless product, design must remain in the model stage to keep one step ahead of hype. It must constantly renew itself through software investments. When a program is understood, it can be thrown away. For centuries, the book was marked for its contents. The creative monks' designer bibles weren't intented for reading, either. Church Latin had a nice typeface, but it was the pictures that made it ("Were the evangalists moonlighters?"). The male couple of Gutenberg and Luther put an end to this pleasure of text. Only in the era of designer media, in which words have been revalued as random ASCII, has author-related content become superfluous again. The status of books and the prestige of their authors vanish as soon as we realize that they have to make it within six weeks and will disappear from the shelves if they haven't in three months. In the book trade, a vertically stored book is a dead book. The ground material called "book" has fallen into the hands of the window dresser. As soon as the book object stops presenting itself as commodity and avoids the gesamtkunstwerk of the bookstores, it loses its setting and embarks on an unpredictable odyssey. The search for a given title acquires a sporting aspect, while to read the work itself requires an uncontemporary dedication which can only be produced from behind a battery of answering machines, faxes, and disconnected doorbells. Once the designer book discards style, subject, author, and the market, it acquires the brilliance of the prodigious. Design speculates on the existence of the unknown, which it discovers at the moment of design; it seeks not to exploit but to escape. 2. Accuracy through obscurity The computer network liberates writers from their publishers. Unencumbered by reputation or oeuvre, the eager author can hurl one book after another directly onto the 'Net. Should your masterpiece be wiped off the newsgroups in ten days, you can park it on your personal homepage, FTP-site or BBS for the benefit of the virtual community. Writers can save their books from certain destruction on the paper market. The only thing that matters to the collection of connected files are the tags. "Weltfremdheit" or "discipline research" activate different search functions than "Safe writing" or "Ferdinand Kriwet." Electronic writers receive a daily, comprehensive literary update, and this has its consequences. Deconstruction software reveals what grammatical, retorical and educational tricks make a text bearable, in spite of its pol/cul/sex content. The quality of world literature is on the rise. If you can follow the writing activities of renowned authors, the question of how they do it is quickly answered. It's a dizzying thought that earlier generations wrote their books with ineradicable ink. This is why programs are being developed on demand to produce textual-critical editions even while writing, and send these dozens of versions hourly to the fleet of hard discs that record culture in atomic shelters. To give their texts that little extra that seperates literature from the rest, authors throw their personality into the struggle: the unique combination of gene package, cultural cross-overs, salient biographical data and education as used by a Camilla Paglia, Donna Tart, Elisabeth Bronfen, and Jung Chang. The text that chooses to appear in the network instead of on the table strives for the greatest possible economy of the word. Reading pleasure used to be based on piling stylistic ornaments on top of story lines. The literary calculator now recognizes this as noise and an obstacle to communication. The electronic readers have all their texts pre-scanned, filtering out added value. For example, there exists a kill-file which destroys all sources and examples from 1989 (or 2012 for that matter), a quotation eraser which gets rid of everything in quotation marks, the command "skip interdesciplines," which erases everything expect the reader's specialization, "create summary," which summarizes a text according to the reader's wishes, and "show method," which shows self-referential excerpts and takes out all the exercises. "Textual cleansing shareware" provides access to such mega-oeuvres as that of Goethe, Simenon, Dilthey, Marx, Konsalik, Vestdijk, Balzac, Heidegger, Voltaire, D'Annunzio and Agatha Christie: The final technological solution to Althusser's shame at not having read the complete Hegel and Kant. Human beings feel a biological urge to string words together before striking the first hard sentence. At the end of the day, writing that makes use of the selection programs preserves the three sentences that withstood the test. Text production the following day starts with those three sentences. Less radical are the help files that remove mistakes, prevent platitudes and point out bad journalistic habits. The selection program removes all sentences with constructions like "The eminent authority ..." or "... justly remarked ...," or the use of italics to prop up weak sentences. The compact text naturally has the density of a summary, the quality of poetry; it conceals a poor understanding of foreign languages, suppresses every tendency towards explanation formalities and replaces the snail's pace of reason with the brilliance of the keyword. The point is to formulate knowledge so precisely and with such complexity that it cannot be hacked by someone else's software. Writing on computers must never reach a conclusion; if it did, the train of thought that produced it would have to be left out. Sentences no longer seek a relationship with their predecessors or offspring. Conjunctions like "because," "thus," "since," "however" and "but" have been scrapped. In principle, any sentence can follow every other. The mystery of text is that an order of sentences does indeed exist. Text wants to be one step ahead of imagination and accelerates to the point of absurdity. It does not need the logic of machine language. One in a thousand texts contains something new, so that there emerge unlikely correspondences ("between a camera and a fish eye, what are Hindi-telephones?") which stimulate the fantasy. Compressed text is precise and obscure. It evokes a hidden world of thought which apparently no longer needs to be reported. The 'Nettext is becoming concrete, while readers arrive at a level of abstraction not usually accessible. With all the exit signs that have been placed throughout the text, tourism in abstraction is easy to endure. 3. Writing without a carrier Traditionally, writing involved storage on clay tablets, parchment, paper or hard disk. Virtual writing means producing a language that only exists in the main memory. On-line text turns the written word into an unstable medium. There is no Nobel prize for the best telephone conversation. All of your genius or love for humanity is lost forever once you hang up. What the Hittites, Aztecs, Mayans and other vanished cultures talked about will always remain a mystery to us. The written word causes single events. When text becomes as ephemeral as the spoken word, it ceases to be evidence. It does not need to preserve or transmit any culture. Contextless writing does not aim to retell or transmit stories and does not seek to degenerate into some mythological stage. It practices a now-and-nevermore kind of communication and sharpens punctual consciousness. Language turns out capable of correctly transmitting our intentions when undistracted by body language or its setting. "When you narrow the bandwith, you focus the message." Actually existing cyberspace is a text-based environment, not because of a cultural decision, but because of a technological limitation that people have to live with at the end of the 1900's. The transient computext represents the ironic reemergence of the written word, after the word had already been decleared dead by the new visual culture. Writing has succeeded in renewing itself by finding a new mass medium. All books can be resold anew on CD-ROM. The book store can survive, just as the library-cum-data bank. The melancholy warriors for the preservation of the written word should demand that all of humanity goes on-line as soon as possible. Literacy is learning to type on a keyboard. In the global democratic conspiracy to prevent the convergence and synergy of mass- and written culture, Sega and Nintendo have moved towards non-literary visual interfaces which require no command of language. "Text for some, images for all." The speed whereby the Internetionale spread through the early nineties reveals the strength of textual culture. Virtual writing is the written word's answer to designer media because it is not in search of material form, which is by definition too contemporary. The primitive nature of on-line text exceeds design. The ephemerality of real-time media ignores all good intentions of stylists and conservationists. If writing has been cornered by design in the paper world, it has created a new, free space in the electronic universe. ??