Life Without Care The theoretical life, with all its inspirations, assumptions, dark suspicions and far-reaching implications, becomes unbearable when the products of our pen do not result in performable tasks. Once the connections have manifested themselves, the syntaxes pose an ecological threat that requires channeling and processing. Ideas must be either safely disposed of or converted into a practicable body of thought. If they are not, the intellectual cycle becomes unsettled. Thoughts must be separated to prevent concern from accumulating. The pure thinking of yore has now become a purifying thinking, obsessed with the administration of its own mindset. This compulsive cleaning revolves around the question of disposal. Unlike before, excessive thinking no longer tends towards totalization or madness but paralyzes economic commitment. The gift of genius implies a compulsory productivity which no one in his right mind would care to accept. In the panic of being at the mercy of a processual existence full of chronic issues, it is easy to resign altogether. Urged on by the will to break out, one surrenders to the vision of a mindless nirvana. Haunted by jolts of relativism and existential doubt, we await the coming of the Spirit, until all of a sudden, from an all-transcending height, we come to realize the futility of our everyday fiddlings. The cosmic perspective reveals an unburdened existence, full of clarity and simplicity. Having first glanced at this magnificence, one never wants to go back. Swept along by a rising tide of personal commitments, red tape and inescapable dreariness, there arises an indefinable desire to be in the world, but not of it. Christian dogma suddenly sounds like a koan, lifting the veil from earthly existence. Some stick to the daily grind; others become converts who have seen the light. But the vast majority simply gets caught up in the miasma of issues which slowly threatens to suffocate them. They are the embodiment of the demand for care. This is commonly understood as a demand for psychological advice (preferably in book form). But today, the professionals face serious competition by self-help experts, miracle workers, columnists, TV personalities, psychics, and extraordinary preachers. Any dissertation, phenomenon or thematics may act as care. Even Madonna could help you on your way; the Adilkno agency might offer some relief; the tango could pull you out of the doldrums. Care is neither therapy nor religion. It is a practical method that alludes to the vague discontent of the multitudes. It appeals to small grievances and molds undefined self-pity into a treatable symptom in the shape of a comprehensible discourse. Care is as varied and comprehensive as life itself. It causes no harm and is obtainable without a prescription. Apparently, care is seen as a commodity, for sale like a hotcake. Care is business, the nutrition needed to keep digestion going. Care has an aura of existential commitment lacking in everyday groceries. It frustrates any critique of consumerism. Of course there exists a flourishing market for well-being and happiness. But the genes that support our recognition of the tragic aspects of existence prevent an objectifying perspective. The economists and systematologists themselves are at a loss when it comes to current, extensive expressions of grief and despair. The sphere of care is invulnerable, and can only be understood in terms of symptoms itself. It is a different circuit. One cannot discuss care. The manual is read and never brought up again: One is ready to get back on the road. A suppression of inner confusion, it offers the comfort of a deeply-involved, heartfelt pep talk. The text is mediated by a shepherd who leads his stray sheep back to the safety of the flock. It is a reassuring tale to get you back on your feet when life seems to have come to a standstill. The crippled and maimed may proffer their severed limbs, but the psycho-prostheses readily await them. The demand for assistance has overtaken the cry of distress. Today, the genre of care functions preventatively. We are given a weekly peek at some existential abyss or other: alternative ways of mourning, divorce without stress, second-generation war criminals, gerontophilia, homeless parents, neighborhood jihads, joy without labor, bleeding for Europe. None of this bothers us, but something still just doesn't feel right. The appeal to this discomfort indicates the emptiness of being. We get a momentary glimpse of an ineffable entity rising above our daily rounds of agendas and memos. One tip of the veil of pretensions is briefly lifted, shedding light on the futility of personal encumbrances. The care managers not only have a talent for working on this state of affairs, they also possess the writing skills to express it through books, magazines, and television programs. They are the pornographers of civilized horror. Their realistic true-life tales of suffering acquaint us with the tragic turn in the lives of people like you and me. This postmodern variation on the ars morendi prepares us for a meaningful chastening experience. It arms the mind against undefined threats. In place of yesterday's cod-liver oil to prevent T.B., today's pre-disabled life seeks to render us sensitive to the malady and the cure, in the secret hope that it will go away as long as you're prepared to work on it. It is all part of a process of growth, you know. Witnessing AIDS, ongoing civil wars, flesh-eating bacteria, post-Fascism, skin disease and incontinence keeps you alert to the risky aspects of modern life. Should your time suddenly come up, then the stored info is sure to accelerate the process of acceptance. It'll give you all the time you need for a positive experience of disaster, which is beneficial for your social return. Care thus provides a sound basis for personal growth so that our human capital remains in good repair. Panic is no longer an acute state of mind, but has become a rigid and permanent attitude. This explains the returns involved with care. It's a lot like the tabloids; even though you do not buy them, you are unconsciously being kept up to date. That is why critique of this market sector is so futile. Exposing the scam, the hypocritical pretense of commitment, the dealing in false hope, will only lead to a more carefully stylized package. At best, it will result in the dynamic revival of outdated religions or medical practices. The enlightened citizenry - the ones serial criticism is aimed at - are some of care's major customers. Doctors, teachers, managers, successful retailers, lawyers and top officials would not be caught dead openly supporting it. Like pornography, tabloids and entertainment programs, care is only distributed in banal editions. Easier to comment upon - besides implying that the real existential problems only affect the lower ranks of society. A responsible and sober diet of care products enables the chosen few to plan a responsible course of life. Their prescience of maladies and diseases develops into a sense of superiority which is the real manifestation of current class consciousness - no longer derived from income or birth, but from a ruthless sense of self-esteem that withstands everything and cannot be disturbed. They are the winners, the least needy who wallow in the consumption of lite philosophy. Instead of having to tackle terminal questions, they use care as a personal organizer to encourage functional office behavior. Like a sponge, the soft code of behavior absorbs all burning questions and renders the achievers inaccessible to human signals. After all, they themselves have noticed and explained everything in socio-technological terms at an earlier stage, so their powers of observation have grown numb and they have lost the faculty of independent interpretation. Should any problems yet arise, the only solution would be a form of metacare. But since that particular brand of wisdom is not on the market, one falls back on dishonorable self-destruction or launches an attack on the other. It is only when the conflict gets thoroughly out of hand that we really reach the peaks of human existence. Theory is not care, nor is it a substitute for forgotten services and ideologies. Now it can be dismissed of the duty to cause hope, comfort, morality, sensibility, power, salvation, and other medicinal side effects. ??