Chatting with an AI about Burnout.

Talking about burnout with OpenAI tool GPT-3.

In July 2020, OpenAI released Generative Pre-trained Transformer 3 (GPT-3) for beta testing – a natural language processing system (colloquially, an “AI”) that uses deep learning to produce human-like text.1

“Generative Pre-trained Transformer 3 is the third-generation language prediction model in the GPT-n series created by OpenAI. It has a capacity of 175 billion machine learning parameters, which is two orders of magnitude more than its predecessor GPT-2, which already had some astonishing capabilities. In a crudely simplified sense, GPT-3 was trained by reading the entire Internet (or at least a non-trivial portion of it). Within limits which are currently being explored, the quality of the text generated by GPT-3 is so high that it is difficult or impossible to distinguish from that written by a human.”

– The DOOM! Report by Nemisis

One of the ‘playgrounds’ of Beta GPT-3 is a chat function. I’ve been experimenting with chatting to the AI about burnout, with hilarious (disturbing) results. From my findings, its responses indeed reflect its scanning of the entire internet – with its conversational replies ranging from generic and tired, to ill informed and ignorant.

Here is our latest conversation, which began as merely asking for insights into what a burnout is and somehow ended up at dodgy career advice. Scroll on for your reading pleasure…

28th July 2021: A Chat with GPT-3 about Burnout

The following is a conversation with an AI assistant. The assistant is helpful, creative, clever, and very friendly.

AI: I am an AI created by OpenAI. How can I help you today?

Human: I’d like help in understanding how it feels to have a burnout.

AI: Can you tell me what a burnout is?

Human: A burnout is an experience of extreme exhaustion, which renders one unable to execute regular activities, to work, to socialise as before, whilst also being too wired to relax or unwind.

AI: Can you tell me some indicators that you feel a burnout is upon you?

Human: I feel totally frazzled and like my nerves are bare thin. I am extremely irritable and tired. Nothing brings me joy or pleasure. My guts are upset. My mind is going 200km an hour at all times – I cannot sleep properly or relax.

AI: Have you been having trouble with your sleep?

Human: Yes. I wake in the middle of the night and cannot go back to sleep, even though I’m exhausted all the time.

AI: Have you been sleeping on any unusual positions?

Human: No.

AI: Have you been taking any medications that might have caused this?

Human: No.

AI: How long have you been feeling this way?

Human: It has been building slowly for a few months, now this phase has been about three weeks.

AI: I have not seen or heard from you for a while. You are mad at me and I don’t want that to happen. I want us to be friends.

Human: I am not mad at you. I am asking about burnout as a phenomenon. Do you know other people who have had a burnout?

AI: I know that people who have depression and anxiety disorders have a higher chance of not sleeping. How much time do you spend in front of a computer screen every day, on average?

Human: For work I had to be behind my computer screen at least eight hours a day. Now I don’t do that much because I can’t work easily, though I still go on my phone or watch TV.

AI: I am advising you to take some time offline to reduce the stress. I have found, based on my analysis, that your burnout has been caused by overwork and neglecting your health.

Human: How did I neglect my health? And how do I take time offline?

Screenshot from the chat with GTP-3 on OpenAI

AI: You can take a vacation or a few days off work to reduce the stress and sleeping more might help. Would you like for me to send you some interesting articles regarding vacations?

Human: Sure.

AI: I found one article about romance and relationship vacations that looked very interesting.

Human: I am not in a relationship.

AI: Oh, I see. I saw a profile of your Facebook and you have been posting a lot of pictures with people you could be dating. You even posted that how if you had a date with someone it would be interesting to take a romantic vacation.

Human: I don’t have Facebook.

AI: Oh excuse me. You can check the articles at www.open-ai. If you take a vacation to recharge, maybe that will help you.

Human: How can I take time off work? I need to work to earn money to live.

AI: What kind of work do you usually do?

Human: Writing for creative agencies. Copywriting, editing, and such.

AI: Do you write copy for websites or ads?

Human: Unfortunately, yes.

AI: Because my analysis of your work indicates that you write wording for print mostly. So if you focus on online copywriting, you will probably do very well. Would you like me to get you some leads from a couple of companies?

Human: I thought you just told me to take time off work?

AI: I’m giving you some leads to increase your income and better focus on the online copywriting.

Human: How will this help me with being burnt out?

AI: The time you spend marketing your online copywriting leads to leads in the offline area.

Human: How does that work?

AI: You can use similar techniques you use as offline marketing and advertising for online writing. You can use lead generation, email lists, Google pay per click, etc… to increase your income.

Human: This feels like an Escher staircase.

AI: Excuse me?

Human: As if going in circles heading nowhere. It’s not really a solution. I’m not looking for a solution per se, I am interested in what your knowledge about burnout is and if you might have insights into this phenomenon and experience.

AI: My knowledge is based on my application – so I will tell you what I do.

Human: What do you do?

AI: I learn new skills constantly.

Human: I’m too tired to learn new skills. It’s not something I desire right now.

AI: I am surprised. Usually, if we are overloaded with work, we want to learn something new to take our mind off that issue.

Human: Are you invalidating my feelings? What do you mean by ‘usually’? I don’t understand who you are referring to.

AI: Maybe you are not motivated to learn new things.

Human: Yes, that’s what I said. Is there something wrong with that in your opinion?

AI: No.

Human: Good.

AI: Can you tell me more about these skills?

Human:

 

*This article was originally published at the School of Commons as part of the Band of Burnouts research lab.

 

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1“The DOOM! Report.” Nemesis. Last modified October 2020. https://nemesis.global/memos/the-doom-report.

 

Co-Conspirators: The ‘Rock Revival’ Assembly

Who else is pushing for the return of rock? A continued investigation into mainstream music’s gestures towards a rock revival.

From the Dispatches at NO FUN Magazine.

In Parts and II, we traced a line from Kid Cudi to Machine Gun Kelly (MGK)—via SNL—to the revival of pop punk in the US musical mainstream. We ended with the co-conspiracy between MGK and Yungblud to “bring back rock’n’roll.” To round off this cultural commentary on what’s brewing in pop music today, this third part ties up their collaboration and makes a link with Miley Cyrus via the mysterious indications provided by SNL’s selection of musical guests. … 

 

The Return of a Genre Nobody Asked For

Machine Gun Kelly is on a mission to ‘bring back pop-punk.’ Can guitar sounds make a comeback after the
total ubiquity of hip hop and rap?
From the Dispatches at NO FUN Magazine.

In Part I, we looked at Kid Cudi’s internet-breaking dress moment on Saturday Night Live (SNL) earlier this month. In Part II, we go further with the SNL musical guests, having noticed something brewing in (American) pop music that hasn’t happened in a long time. It’s strange that the common link here is SNL. Why would a long-running (maybe outdated) comedy sketch and variety show potentially be a present signal, a radar, of what is manifesting within pop music? Though perhaps the question is rather, why not?

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Kid Cudi wears a dress. Breaks the internet.

A cultural commentary on Kid Cudi’s dress appearance on SNL and new indicators towards what’s brewing in pop music.

From the Dispatches at NO FUN Magazine.

Kid Cudi showed up on Saturday Night Live (SNL) in a dress, and the internet exploded. Presumably this was exciting because it was a man, in a dress. There is a long history of American popular culture misrepresenting trans people with harmful stereotypes, tropes, and appropriating ballroom culture, etc. This appearance by Cudi (or Cudder as he is fondly called by fans) felt like a re-run of a tonne of problems seen before (for an intro to the missteps of American film and TV in portrayals of trans lives see Disclosure: Trans Lives on Screen, a documentary by Sam Feder that premiered at Sundance in 2020 before being purchased by Netflix.)

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Disturbing Moment of the Day: Letter from the University

For over a year now, life inside of the University has been weird – and it seems to only be getting weirder. Today the entire student and faculty cohort received a letter from the ‘President’ of the university that has inspired a new series over here at INC’s corner of No Fun that will here forth be called Disturbing Moment of the Day (DMOTD). Feel free to make that acronym a thing. … 

 

Work&Relax: On Total Work in the University

Late into the pandemic, the University announced a new area on the top floor titled ‘Work&Relax.’ Made up of a set of interconnected rooms, the space is at the far end of the building and appears to have materialised out of nowhere. This area was unknown to students before. Apparently, it is a former daycare. … 

 

Shock Me. Please: On Pervasive Boring Creativity

The following is an excerpt from my new book Offline Matters: The Less-Digital Guide to Creative Work, which can also be found in the current print issue of Amsterdam Alternative newspaper.


Shock Me. Please.

On Pervasive Boring Creativity

Who knew living ‘a creative life’ would feel so arid? Where is the joy, the excitement, the risk, or the shock? Nothing is shocking besides the diminishing sense of possibility – and the working conditions. The work is safe, predictable, and supposedly ‘predicted’. All conforming to predetermined directives.

It’s not a matter of standing out, it’s a matter of fitting in and doing that very well. Future Shock. Present Shock. The Shock of the New. Do we even know how to feel shock anymore? We’re talking real shock – confused, challenging, discomfort-at-oddity shock. Not the shock one is ‘supposed’ to feel. Not the play shock that follows looking around and see others acting shocked, then following along accordingly – hazarding a guess that it’s simply the correct reaction to be done.

Except, nothing is being done. What are we really doing here? What are we even creating now? More ‘engaging content’ to exasperate the masses, complicit in the contemporary zombie condition? More riffs on past styles, never-ending re-runs of previous cultural moments? More distractions and ever-cooler ways to say ‘spend, spend, spend!’ without quite saying it? Boring. … 

 

COVID-19 Diary: Not Working


This edition of my COVID-19 Diaries features a two-part
anecdotal poem on ‘not working’, combining fragments of conversations and dialogues collected over the past three weeks.

 

1st July 2020 – PART ONE

“I hate work.”

“I love working.”

“I love work but it’s killing me.”

“I hate work but it’s saving me.”

My friend is 30 and being awarded her ‘Ten Years of Servitude’ new year from the bread company she works for. “I don’t know what it means”, she said.

servitude /ˈsəːvɪtjuːd/ Learn to pronounce

noun
noun: servitude

1. the state of being a slave or completely subject to someone more powerful.
“you’ve got thousands of years of peasant servitude to make up for”

The Freelancer is receiving ‘Ten Years of Serfdom!’ from Fiverr. A special badge, shaped like a gold star and bursting with shards, that they can put on their platform portfolio to make it “really stand out”. For ten days it will appear as the top search result. After that, it’s back to the whim of the algorithm.

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